husband SMS Messages285 messages

one woman to another: Apki sab say bari taqat kaya hay.?
she replied: Mera husband..!
1st asked: Aur sab say bari kamzori.?
she replied: Tumhara husband..
Wife: Suna hai k jannat main husband ko wife ke sath nahi rehne detay
Aisa kyun?
husband: Arey paglee, isi liye to usay jannat kehte hain..
Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?"
husband : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "
A man speaks frantically into the phone,

"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
husband & wife are like Liver and Kidney. husband is Liver & wife
Kidney.
If Liver fails, Kidney fails. If Kidney fails, Liver manages with
other Kidney...... ;->
If A Girl Call U "BHAI". So Dont Get Angry Coz..
Bhai Stands For
B: Best
H: husband
A: Among
I: Ideals
Now Feel Proud To b "Bhai" Of All Girls.... ;->
WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
husband: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshish na kar
Wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy

husband: hw CAn u say dat?

Wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz..... ;->
Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?

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Answer : A WidoW... ;->
Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?

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Answer : A WidoW... ;->
After a quarrel..

Wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." :P
1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"

6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "DAD"

15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"

22-50 YEARS LOVE "husband"

51-100 YEARS LOVE
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"TERE BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p