husband SMS Messages285 messages

Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"

husband: "Excellent idea"


Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->
Select a vegetable for ur life partner..

Potato
Onion
Tomato
Carrot
Pea
Kheera
Mirch
Bhindi
Answer will b given after ur reply...

Potato=rehem dil
Onion=tez mizaj
Tomato=lover
Carrot=husband ki ghulam
Pea=smart
Khira=romantic
Mirch=batooni
Bhindi=ganga
What Will Ur husband say to u "ghoonghat utthaane k baad" at ur wedding night?
pick up any one number,i will tell u later.

1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21

Answers:

1:me joruu ka ghulam ban k rahoonga

3:Uff me kahan phans gaya

5:I cant wait more

7:Betta tension naa lo

9:tumhare kitne boy friends the?

11:U r good but I love someone else

13:Hyeee me mar gaya

15:Ghoonghat waapas daal dega

17:My love for U is infinite

19:Bhootniiiiiiii

21:Tum Mujhe pehle kyuun nhi mili...
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

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A husband''s CUTE LOVE QUOTE
Even my child too started 2
walk without any support.
but my wife still feels
2 hold my hand while walking..... :)
Is Sawal Ka Jawab Do

Shadi Se Pehle Dulhan Ka Baap Dulhe Ko Kya Deta Hai?
Jo Shadi K Baad Wapas Leta Hai..?

Baap Apna Naam Wapis Laita Hai Bcoz Wife husband K Name Apnay Saath Use Karti Hai
Its Challenge 4 U?

Ans) Chain, Sukh, Neendh, Khushi Etc.
Riddle 4 u !

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?


Boy friend is fun,
&
husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
husband is qismat phooti.
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a husband.!
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D


husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P