husband SMS Messages285 messages

husband biwi se Phone par:

"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"

Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"

husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
husband: Allah ne tumhain
2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal
sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32
dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
Wife : Do you want dinner?
husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. :D
A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace

and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!

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Because that was the DEAL ..!
husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?

Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?

husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.
husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
husband:Tumse shadi kar k mujhe ek baat ka to fayida huwa,

Wife:Konsa ?

husband:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon ki saza dunya mein hi mil gayi.
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair.
How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary
A Youing Couple Were
Having Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One
After A While,

The husband Said:
“When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love,
Honor n Obey”

His Bride Replied:
“I Know But I Didn’t
Want To Start An
Argument In Front Of
All Those People At d
Wedding”
husband and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….