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Wife: What is so interesting in me?

husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Husband & wife

husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Husband:u will never succeed

husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Doctor:Madam

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

Husband to a newly wed wife!

husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Difference between

Difference between husband & gadha.

Ans:husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

Wife: yesterday

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi h

husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho,
or __

WIFE: or KYA?

Batao na or kya?

Wife shouted tell me or kya?

husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!

Wife ko Begum

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
husband:Wait a second

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