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Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

Sardar’s Leave application

Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

HUSBAND and WIFE

husband and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Husband asks:

husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Wife : Do you want dinner?
husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Wife:-I will die.

Wife:-I will die.
husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

Wife: If I die what will u do?

Wife: If I die what will u do?
husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Husband: Today is sunday &

husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Husband aur Wife Hotel

husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Husband 2 Wife

husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

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