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Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->

Bhengi Wife:

Bhengi Wife: Suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?

husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri Aankhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->

Wife:''''Tum ny kahbi

Wife:''''Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?''''

husband:''''Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta''''

Wife : Beggar

Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

husband : Why ?

Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"

Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

Wife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..

Wife Says;

Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->

wife: Darling Where''ll

Wife: Darling Where''ll U Take Me On Our 10th Anniversary?

husband: We''ll Go 2 African Jungle Safari

Wife: Nice, N On 25th Anniversary?

husband: I''ll Bring U Back

Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur

husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?

husband2: Buddy,

By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!

Wife Ne Husband Se:

Wife Ne husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.

husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!

Wife: If I Removed

Wife: If I Removed Da Cook & Make Da Food
Myself 4 A Month,What Will U Pay Me?

husband: I Don''t Hav 2 Pay U, U''ll Get My
Entire Insurance Amount.;-)

Husband:

husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.

Wife: Woh Kya?

husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!

Wife : Luk A Thief Has

Wife : Luk A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

husband: Whom Shud I Cal

Now Police Or Ambulance..

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