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Love Is The Thing That ...

Love Is The Thing That ...

Enables A Woman To Sing

While She Mopes Up The Floor

After

Her husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->

Beauty Is The

Beauty
Is
The
Power ...
By Which
A Woman
Charms
A Lover
And
Terrifies
A husband ...

Wife Husband Se Phone Par:

Wife husband Se Phone Par:

Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,

Aap Jaldi Aa Jain.??

husband: JAN Tension Mat Jo

Jitni Dair Main Ghar Aaon Ga

Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi

Ek Rat Husband

Ek Rat husband Ny Wife Se Pani Manga Or So Gya

Bivi Sari Raat Khari Rahi Subha Hoi

husband:Tum Sari Raat Yha Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chaye

Wife:Gussy Se Talaq;-)

1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe

1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe Thi Apne Shoar Se Boli
Dekhye Shayad Ye Samne Ka Shesha Thek Nahe
Laga Howa . . .

husband : Kyon Koi Gar Bar Hai?

Bivi : Is Mai Peche Ane Wali
Gariyan Dekh Pati Ho Apna Chehra
Mujhe Dikhai Hi Nahe Deita . . . ;->

Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

Wife Hints 2 husband 4 A New Car

Saying,

"Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It."

husband Gifted Her

A Weight Machine.

Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->

Sunye Rat Ko Mai Kawab Dekha K

Wife : Sunye Rat Ko Mai Kawab Dekha K Ap Ne
Mujhe Naye Kapre Karidney k Lye 2 Hazar Rupee Diye Ha Ap YaqaNan kud Ko itna Bare Dil Wala Sabit
kare Ga Jitna Mai Ne Kawab Mai Dekha

husband : Ha Bagum Tum Wo 2 Hazar Apne Pas Hi
Rakho jo Mai Ne tumhien Khawab Mai Diye the . . ;->

Wife : Tum tou chahty

Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai''n
tumhari ho jaye''n ...

husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan... ;->

Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Yester-Night I Saw A Dream

Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream

That U Were Sending Me

Jewellery And Clothes!

husband: Yeah, I Saw

Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!

Wo Kia Cheez Hy

Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi Apnay husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??

Guess??

Come On Yar?

Sakoon

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