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Its Easier

Its Easier
To Be A Lover
Than
A husband
For The Simple Reason
That
It Is More Difficult To Be
Witty Everyday
Than To Say
Pretty Thing From
Time To Time... ;->

There Are Two Types

There Are Two Types
Of Women

1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)

2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
husband Thinks So ) ;->

A Fact About Women:

A Fact About Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D

Husband & Wife Men

husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"

Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->

Aik sahab hamptay

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->

Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne

Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne
husband Se Talaq Chaye Ha .

Judge Lkn Kyon ?

Bivi Ma Jo Bi Pakaow
Mera husband Zid Karta Hai
Ma Bi Wohi Khow...:-P;->

Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''''

husband: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!

I saw ur dad paying d bill

wife:-2day
night I Saw a
dream dat u were
sendng me
Jewelry

husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill..!

Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0

husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->

Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p

No serial our marriage CD

husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

.

.

.

husband : No serial
our marriage CD

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.
Wife asks: what r u thinking?
husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife: Yes
husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wife smiles. ''''Yes.''''
husband: Ahhhh! I would''ve been free today... =P ;->

Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai

Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga

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