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aik sahab hamptay ka

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->

aik bivi judge se mu

Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne
husband Se Talaq Chaye Ha .

Judge Lkn Kyon ?

Bivi Ma Jo Bi Pakaow
Mera husband Zid Karta Hai
Ma Bi Wohi Khow...:-P;->

wife tum ne kabhi s

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''''

husband: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!

mulk ki taqdeer badal dun gaa

husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->

Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p

no serial our marriage cd

husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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husband : No serial
our marriage CD

apna bacha ab chalne laga hai

Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga

cheeni leny chaltay hain

Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D

bache gamley se nikle hain?

Wife 2 husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.

husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p

fsc aur msc

Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->

uss wakt shirt utari hui thi

Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya.. ?

husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-)

every woman needs a husband

"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D

tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti

husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)

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