husband SMS Messages285 messages

Biwi(Ghusse Main):

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??

Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat.
husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Husband wife mein larai hoi

husband wife mein larai hoi,
husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

Husband: You know,

husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me

Wife:”

Wife:”
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

Boy friend is fun,

Boy friend is fun,
&
husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
husband is qismat phooti.

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Wife:

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

A man, who surrenders

A man, who surrenders when he is wrong, is honest.

A man who surrenders when not sure, is wise.

A man who surrenders even if he''s right, is a husband. (",)

Lady: Dr. Plz.

Lady: Dr. Plz. call my husband inside

Dr:Trust me,main sharif aadmi hun
Lady:No Dr
ap ki Nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera husband sharif nahi hai... ;-)

In Art Gallery

In Art Gallery Couple §ees Picture Tf A Girl çovered ßy Leaves

husband keeps Watching

Wife: Ab çhalo Gay ¥a Huwa çhalny ka Intezar karte Rho ge?

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