After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
Phone ki ring baji.
husband: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Wife phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
husband: Maine mana kiya that...
Wife: Phone mere liye tha!
wife:Suniye zara aap kitchen se garam masala le kar aaien
husband:magar yahan to nahi ha
Wife:mujha pata tha apko nahin mila ge is liya main pehle ley aai thi
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Wife, pointing at a couple next door, says 2 her husband: "Look at him he kisses her all the time. Why cudn''t U do that?" husband: "I tried but she Slapped me
