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1-5 years girls love MOM

1-5 years girls
love MOM

6-15 years girls
love DAD

16-30 years girls love ME

30-60 years they love husband

61-100 years they love..

Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le...!!!

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mei

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

husband: 15 din aur ruk jao ......... ;->

A person who surrenders

A person who surrenders when he''s WRONG, is HONEST. A
person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a husband..!

Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?

Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?

Other Lady : Oh, I Tried Many Things But Found My husband Best. . . ;->

In A Marriage. . .

In A Marriage. . .

One Person Always Wins

And

The Other Person Is Called husband. . . ;->

Can you explain

Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.

Wife: Darling,

Wife: Darling, wht do u like most among my natural hair, hot lips, speech, sense of humor or my beutiful eyes. . . . ? ? ?

husband: Darling, tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat hi mujhe sab se zyada pasand hai. . . ;-

Wife On Wedding

Wife On Wedding Aniversary Says To husband:
" Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? "

husband: Why punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made . . . ;->

Wife: Suno G, Doctor

Wife: Suno G, Doctor ne Mujhe Ek Mahinee Aaram K Liye Kisi Beautiful Foreing Country Jaane Ka Kha Hai . . . Hum Kahan Jayenge . . . ? ? ?

husband: Kisi Doosre Doctor k Paas. . . ;->

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.

husband: Then what happened?

Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..

husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?

Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!

An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !

An Archaeologist Is The Best husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !

How. . . ? ? ?

The Older She Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her. . . ;->

Husband: "Where do

husband: "Where do you want to go for our marriage anniversary. . . ?"

Wife: "Some where I have never been. . . !"

husband: "How about the kitchen. . . ?" . . . ;->

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