husband SMS Messages285 messages

WIFE-Kyu Ji,Jab B Me Aapke
Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma
Pahen Lete Ho?





husband-Doctor Ne Kaha Hai
Jab SIR-DARD Aaye To
Chasma Pahen Lena!
husband:I''ll admit I''m wrong if u''ll admit I''m right!

Wife:I agree! u go first!

husband: Ok

I''m wrong!

Wife
(with a twinkle in her eye):

you are right!
Wife: "1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place."
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husband : Taxi
True But Funny Fact

A Girl Worries Abt Her Future Til
She Gets A husband
But A Boy Never Worries About His
Future Until He Gets A Wife
A Wife Hit Her husband Wid Frying Pan

husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
A Wife Hit Her husband Wid Frying Pan

husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
A Fool Can Ask More

Que Thn Wise Man Can Answer

No Wonder So Many

husbands

R Speechless In Front Of Their WIVES!
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?

husband : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...

WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?

husband : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...

WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
Wife:
Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon,
TALAAQ Ka Notice Bhej Doongi !!

husband:
Ja Ja, Meethi Meethi Baatai''n
Ker K Khush Krne Ki Koshish
Mat Ker ... ;->