A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.
How can this be?
Answer Updated :
She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry
Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..
Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
My voice Is TenDer, My Waist Is Slender and I''m Often Invited to Play. Yet Whereever I Go I Must Take My Bow or Else I have Nothing To say
What Am I...?
I Have Many Feathers To Help Me Fly. I Have A Body And Head, But I''m Not Alive. It Is Your Strength Which Determines How Far I Go. You Can Hold Me In Your Hand, But I''m Never Thrown. What Am I?
