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Santa Banta

santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

Hilarous Sardar!

Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where … ????

santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like … !!! ;->

Santa, Swimming pool and lady

Officer santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?
Officer santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.

Santa Ko Ek Bar

santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab santa Se Paisi Mange To santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“

papu

santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.

ishaq di gali vich no entry

TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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santa : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D

photo leni hai

santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.

santa banta

santa: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,

bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..

BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
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santa: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.

santa

Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
santa- Dulhan

Chritmas ka yeh pyara

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar

jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar,

santa clause aaye aapke dwar,

subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.

!!!Merry Christmas!!!

Theif entered kitchen

santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

If a big fat man

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry ''cause I told santa I wanted you for christmas!
• A million words would not bring yo

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