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If a big fat man
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry ''cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
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Jun, 14 2010     184 chars (2 sms)     2043 views       Love

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Mohabbaton mein
Mohabbaton mein,
Adawatein kesi!
Chahna kisi ko to phir,
Shiqayatein kesi!

Jab tumhara us par aitbaar hai itna,
To zara zara c baat per WAZAHATEIN kesi!
Yeh Ansoo
Yeh Ansoo

Hanste hue, aankhon main kyun aa jaate hain ye aansoo
Yun khushi ko adhoora sa bana jaate hain ye aansoo ,
Dard itna hai saha, khaali ho gaya samandar ashkon ka
Jaane kahan se aankhon main bhar jaate hain ye aansoo,
Khush hoon main, koi shikwa zamane se na taqdeer se
Meri iss baat ko jhoota kyun bana jaate hain ye aansoo ,
Shayad khabar hai in ko bhi kis qadar tanha hoon main
Tanhaayi main mera saath nibha jaate hain ye aansoo.... !!
Those Who Can
Those Who Can Live Without Love

Are Not Ready

For The World Of Aspiration.
knowing that you
Loving, knowing that you are going to get hurt is like living knowing that you are going to die. But not loving so you don''t get hurt is like killing yourself before you die.
losing your first
losing your first real love;
its like waking up from an overdose
& realizing that youre still alive.
You Have Gotta
You Have Gotta Win A Little
Lose A Little
And Alwayz Have The Blues
Just A Little
That''s The Story
That''s The Glory Of Love . . .
Dun b 2 gud i
Dun b 2 gud i mite miss u,
Dun be 2 caring i mite like u,
Dun be 2 sweet..i Mite faLL,
its hard 4 me to love u when u wont love me after all..
Love is possible
Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!
kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee….
Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee

Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee,
mager us din bohot daer ho jai gee ,


kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee….
Two person on Death
Two person on Death Bed. Ek wo jise ap PYAR karte ho & ek wo jo
Apko PYAR karta ho, and U can save only ONE.Whom would u like to
save? (REPLY WITH REASON)reply
immature love says
immature love says :

i love u coz i need u

mature love says:

i need u coz i love u
The consciousnes
The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring

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