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Girl:Agr Tm Mjse Shadi

Girl:Agr Tm Mjse shadi Krna Chaty Ho To Tme Mere Mumy Papa Ko Khush Krna Hoga
Boy:Han Me Kroga.Mje Kia Krna Hoga
Me Apni Jan Tk De skta Hun.Kaho.
Girl:Tumhe Hr Hafte Mumy Ko 5kg Ata Dena Hoga,Aur Papa Ki Gari Me 5litre Petrol Dalwana Hoga.
Boy:Acha BAJI Ami Aba Ko salam Kehna

"I f O u r C o n s t i t u t i o n

"I f

O u r

C o n s t i t u t i o n

A l l o w s

U s

F r e e

s p e e c h

Than

W h y

A r e

T h e r e

P h o n e

B i l l s ..." :=O ;->

Techr : Batao

Techr : Batao Mje Naddi Naale Kahan se Niklte Hain?

studnt : sir, Naddi Ka Toh Mje Pata Nhi

Han Naale Hamari

shalwar se Niklte Hain. :-) :-| :-D

Zardari: . . . .

Zardari: . . . .

Bachna Aey Kamino Lo Main Agaya . . .

Ezat Ka Dushman,
Lotero Ka Dost,
Apni Ada Hai B.B se Juda . . . :D ;->

1st Girl Proudly Says:

1st Girl Proudly says: Meri To Her sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!

2nd Girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)

Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat

suna Hai Apki Muskurahat Pe Log Marte Hain..?

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Mujhe Bhi Ek Banda Marwana Hai..
Zaraa Time Nikaal K Aana

Oe..Gabbar

Oe..Gabbar

Bahar Nikal

Kaha Chipha He Tu..

Or..

Kaha He Tere..

Kalliya-Walliya

sambha-Vambha

Or Tere...

Msg Wsg..

Think Diffrnt Do Diffrnt

Think Diffrnt
Do Diffrnt

Make Diffrnt

Achieve Diffrnt

speak Diffrnt

Then Only You Can Get
A Easy Entry To:

-Mental Hospitl

Think Diffrnt Do Diffrnt

Think Diffrnt
Do Diffrnt

Make Diffrnt

Achieve Diffrnt

speak Diffrnt

Then Only You Can Get
A Easy Entry To:

-Mental Hospitl

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Matt Batana,

Haal-E-Dil sub Ko Matt Batana,

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

CIA "Officer 2 Bush

CIA "Officer 2 Bush: sIr Zameen K Kona Kona Chhan Mara
sAmandar Ki Teh Tk Gaey Pr Usama Nai Mila

Bush:Usama Gya Bhaar Ma,

sAlon Mujey Batao K Ye Faraz Kon Tha?

Why Did Scientist Install

Why Did scientist Install A Knocker On His Door?

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Bcoz
He Wanted 2 Win
No-Bell Prize....!!!

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