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Masha Allah

Aaj Paanchwa Roza Hy
sehri Aur Iftari Me
Aur Har Namaz K Baad
Dil se Dua KAren''n








Ya Allah













Asif Zardari Ko Benazir se Milwa De ...
How Are You Dear

Kia Ho Raha Hy


Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?


Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?


Maarte Tou Nahi


Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo




25 Rozey Baqu Hyn

Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho

Humain Warghalate Ho



Ab Bhugto ... ;->
How Are You Dear

Kia Ho Raha Hy


Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?


Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?


Maarte Tou Nahi


Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo




25 Rozey Baqu Hyn

Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho

Humain Warghalate Ho



Ab Bhugto ... ;->
Amazing Newz

Recent survey shows Dat

D Fastest Animal On D
Earth Wid A Top speed
Of 120 Ft/sec Is A
"COW"





















Dat Has Been
Dropped Out Of A
Helicopter ;->
Whts The Difference
Between Doctors & Lawyers ??
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The Only Difference
B/w Them


Lawyer Only Robs U
Where As
Doctor Robs U n Kill U
As Well ... ;->
Definition Of A
Professor ... !!!
























A Professor Is One
Who Talks In
someone Else''s sleep ... ;->
Alwayz Love Wife
No Life Without Wife
Wife se Pyar Kro
Waife K saath Wafdar
Aur Imaandar Rao
Ye Mat socho
























"Wife Kis Ki Hy" ... ;->
Farishta Murday say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun
Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K
Farishta: Hisaab shoru
Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai
Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya
Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya
Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah say Dartay Ho
Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya
Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun
Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...
Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?
Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->
Why Is The Mind Of A Woman Cleaner Than A Man''s?










Because she Keeps Changing It All The Time.
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