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Pakistan Dunya Ka sab se Khatam Tareen Mulk Hai.
1)Aata Khatam.
2)Bijli Khatam.
3)Cheeni Khatam.
4)Waade Khatam.
5)Ittehad Khatam.
6)Bachiyan 1 Dm Khatam.
7)Banday Mr Mr K Khatam Ya Phr Maar Maar K Khatam.
Aur sab se Bari Baat....
Ab To FARAZ Bhi Khatam . . . ;->
bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN bUdHe k pAoN NeChAy AtA HaI.
bUdHa: s:orRy

LaRkI: Get Lost!
tHoRi dAiR bAd uska pAoN Aik LarkAy k pAoN nEeChAy Ata Hai

Larka: s:orRy

Larki:Its Alright

bUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..'';->''
bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN bUdHe k pAoN NeChAy AtA HaI.
bUdHa: s:orRy

LaRkI: Get Lost!
tHoRi dAiR bAd uska pAoN Aik LarkAy k pAoN nEeChAy Ata Hai

Larka: s:orRy

Larki:Its Alright

bUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..'';->''
Aapki Or Apki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Aftari Hy,
Ghar Waley To Mana Kar Rahey They K,
Aata, Chawal, G0shat sub Mehenga Hogaya Hy,
Magar
Meine Kaha K Aane Wala Apna Rizq 7 Le Kr Aata Hy,
Lihaza Ap Apna Aftari Ka smaan 7 Le Kr Aana,
Waise,
Hum Log BIRYANI sh0q sy Khatay Hain
OK
"Aana Zar0or"
Nayi-Nayi shadi Thi
Naya Tha Zamana
Dulha Bechain Tha
sun-Ne Ko Gana
Dulhan Ne shuru Kiya
Gana





"Bhaiya Mere Rakhi Ke Bandhan Ko Nibana"
Real Fact Of D Millenium.

"Whnevr U Throw A stone In The streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,

It''ll surely Hit..

A Dog

Or

N ENGINEER." :-)
Real Fact Of D Millenium.

"Whnevr U Throw A stone In The streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,

It''ll surely Hit..

A Dog

Or

N ENGINEER." :-)
Musharaf kay janay kay baad ye dil ki dua hai Faraz...

Zardari ko phanti lagay Altaf kay sath
Full Forms
WIFE= Worries Invited For Ever.
LOVER= Loss Of Valuable Energy And Rupees.
FRIEND= First Relationship In Earth That Never Dies
she Broke my Heart..:-(













































I Broke Her BF''s Jaw..;-)
Zardari Celebrating His
Victory singing ...

"Bachna Ae Ghareebo''n
Lo Main Aa Gaya
Fasaad Ka Aashiq
Aman Ka Dushman
Apni Ada Hy
Bibi se Juda .. Hey Ho " =D =P
Taecher, student se:
Batao soney Aur Laitne Main
Kia Farq Hy ???

student: sr, Hum soney K Liye
Lait Tou skte Hyn
Lekin
Laitne K Liye so Nahi sakte ... ;->