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To Avil Dis Pack Just Call On 15"
And say"



I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAsT"!!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R s T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?



2 Times Padhte Ho shram Nahi Athi?
ABCD Me "1" Kahan Ata Hai
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R s T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?



2 Times Padhte Ho shram Nahi Athi?
ABCD Me "1" Kahan Ata Hai
Define "GUTs"..??







Its Wen Ur Boyfrnd Catches U In Theatre With Another Boy & U say,
"sWEETHEART NEXT sHOW Is WITH U..!!!";-)
Aaj Mere Paas
Mobile Hai
Number Hai
Battery Hai
Balance Hai
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Hai Koi Msg?
To Bhejo
Agar Nahi
To Mobile Pheko,
Girl:If V Get Maried stp smoking
Boy:Ok
G:Drinking Too
B:Ok
G:&Goin 2the Night CLUB.
B:Yes
G:Wat Else U Can Leave
B:D Idea Of Marry U
If You Find A Cute Friend ...

Hold Him With Both Hands

Bcoz

A Gud Friend Comes Once In A Lifetime ..



Ok




Ok






Ab Chorho B, Mjhe Der Ho Rahi Hy ;->
Have You Ever

Rearrange the Letters ...


" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "


It Would Come As


" W O M A N
H I T L E R " ;-> :d
Ba adab
Ba mulahiza Hoshiar
Begharat-e Azam
Badshah-e Kanjran
Zaleel-ul Mulk
shahanshah-e Juwa
sadar-e Harami

Asif Zardari
Zabardasti aa rahe Hain..:-m
Maa Bete se: Agr Tm Ache Kaam Kro Ge Tou Jannat Me Joge, Jahan Meethe Duudh Ki Nehrai''n Hongi, shehad Hoga, Meethe Meethe Phal Honge, Aur sari Cheezein Meethi Hongi

Bacha: Acha Ammi, Jannat Me Imli, Leemo Aur Maltey B Meethe Honge ... ;->
Meri Galtion Ko Chuna Kro, Meri Larzishon Ko Gina Kro,
Ye Qadam Qadam Ki Hadod Kya?
Mere sath sath Chala Kro! Main Khule Mizaj Ka shaks Hon,
Muj se saaf saaf Bat Kaha Karo, Ye Mehrbani K Jo Lafz Hain,
Inhe Tum Na Muj se Kha Karo Kahin Tum Na Ho Jao BE sakon!
Koi Bad Dua Tumhen Kha Na Le! Ye Jo Khoye Khoye se Log Hain.
Inhe Dehk Kr Na Hansa Kro Ye Dua Hay Rabb-E-Kareem se,
Teri Tazgi Ko Khizan Na Ho,
Ye Bahar Tum se Jala Kre,
sada Muskurate Raha Karo
1 Gadha Ro Ro Kr Girgira K Iltija Kr Rha Tha
Ya KHUDA Mjhy Perhny Ki Tofeq De
Wo Lmhy Qboliat K Thay Uski Dua Kbol Hui
Ab
Mashaallah
Wo Ye Msg Parh Chuka Hy :P