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Professional Lover''s:

Professional Lover''s:

Hajjaam:
Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din

Doctor:
Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?

sunyara:
Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota

Wakeel:
Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara

Choki Daar:
Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is sy Kya?

Maali:
suna Hy Boly To Baton sy Phool Jharty Hain

Police:
Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar sy Pocho

Driver:
Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa sako To sath Do :-)

1 Admi Ko Naddi

1 Admi Ko Naddi K Us Par Jana Tha.
Aata Piswany
To Bataho Wo Kis Tarha Jai Ga.

Jahel soch Kya Raha Hai Aate Ko Piswate Hai Kya.

Aik Bad News..

Aik Bad News..

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Aap Kabhi Maa/Baap Nahi Bun sakte..

Sms Kartay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,

sms Kartay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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sms Krtay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Nahi Krtay To"Mukhtaraan Mai" K Bhai Lagtay Ho!!!

Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo

Teacher: Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo

sab se Zyada Boley Jatey Hain?

student: Mujhe Nahi Pata.

Teacher: shabash, Baith Jao..!

New Song

New song

"EK MUsHARAF KO DEKHA TOU AIsA LAGA"
Jesey Khana Kharab
Jesey Total Azaab
Jesey Aadi Faqeer
Jesey Murda Zameer
Jesey Naasoor Ho Koi sarrta Hua

Ek MUsHARAF KO DEKHA TOU Aisa Laga,
Jesey Bijli Ki Taar
Jesey Kanjar Ki Dhaar
Jesey Dozakh Ki Aag
Jesey Zehrila Naag
Jesey Garmi Ki Dhoop
Jesey shetan Ka Roop . . .;->

Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana

Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana

Gayen To Koun se styal Me Gange.

socho. . .

QAWWALI

§M§ K¡||3r

If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,

If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,

Don''t Worry !

Just Remove The Damn Battery

From The Clock And Enjoy Life .

If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,

If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,

Don''t Worry !

Just Remove The Damn Battery

From The Clock And Enjoy Life .

Mobile & Mobil Oil

Mobile & Mobil Oil
Me Kya same Hai?

Dono Ka Kharcha Insaan Ki Kamar Tor Deta Hai.

AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . .

AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . . .

Ye kEh k woH MerI RerHi sE 2 kiLo AaM Le
gAyA . . . . .;->

Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai

Dr: Yeh Urine sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai

Khan''s Wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon?

Dr: Y?

Wife: Khan shab Ko Batana Hai K

Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!

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