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agar koi larkee roothi ho, aur bar bar mananein par b na maney,

par achanak wo man jaye, aur app sey meethi meethi batein karney lage to iss ka kya matlab ho ga

"uss ko aap kee jaib mein money nazar aa ghayee hai jo ussey pehle nahee dikh rahee thee"
The statement Below Is True ...

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"cErTiFieD ...

AbsoLuTe ...

stUpId " ;->
If You Are Job Less ... !

Then

scroll ... !!!













































Kerne se Kuch Bhi Nahi Milega ... ;->
A Woman''s Mind

Is Cleaner

Than

A Man''s Mind ...

Coz

she Changes It

More Often ...
If someone Asks Me
What Is humanity ?

I Wud sit Next To You,

Pull You Close To Me,

Put My Arms Around You

And say Proudly ...



















"Loving Animals"

That''s Humanity ... ;->
A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby

The Bus Driver says :
Dats Ugliest Baby I Have Ever seen

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of
The Bus & sits Down ,

she says To A Man Next To Her:
The Driver Just Insulted Me !

The Man says :
You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off

Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...
If You Are In

"L O V E"

Press Down





































Theher Jao !

Abhi Tumhare Ammi Abbu Ko

Batata Hoon

Bari Pyar Ki Aag Lagi Hui Hai ... ;->
A Modern Artist

Is The One

Who Throws Paint On Canvas

Wipes Ir Off With A Cloth

And

sells That Cloth ... ;->
Pyar Khoobsurat Jazba

Dil Khoobsurat Ghar

Zindagi Khoobsurat safar

Dosti Khoosurat Rishta

Aur Aap

In Taman Cheezo''n Pe




Badnuma Daagh ...



Bura Maan Gaye

Aray Yaar Daagh Tou Ache Hote Hyn ... ;->

1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi se :

"Bhai Ye Khushi Kia Hoti Hy ???"


Doosra Aadmi:


"Pata Nahi Bhai Meri Tou Jawani Main Hi shaadi Ho Gayi Thi ..."
A Lawyer


Will Do Anything


To Win A Case



some Times


He Will Even


Tell The Truth … ;->
Pakistan Ka Qaumi Phal
sabr Ka Phal



Qaumi Libaas
Kala Coat



Qaumi Khel
Muzakarat



Qaumi Dua
Ya Allah Light Aa Jaye ... ;->