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Who Is A Doctor???


He Is That Person

Who Cures The

''Ills''

By

''Pills''

&

''Kills''

The Person With His ''Bills...
Billgates: Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor.

Friend :Make 1 English Film With Mithun.

Billgates:I Asked Idea To Become Poor,Not A Beggar
Dawn Newspaper Jul 2018

Headlines :

President General Kayani Decides To Remove His Uniform.

Pak Loses Cricket series Against Hong Kong.

shaikh Rasheed Decides To Join Mma.

President General Kayani To Visit Neigbour Country Balochland.

Meera''s 25th Birthday.

seminar On 9th Death Aniversary Of Choudry Brothers.

Will Osama Be Captured ?

shoaib Completes His 12 Years Ban.
Imran Khan still Not satisfied.

Pak Rs 178= 1$

Petrol 1 Ltr=Rs470
Best sms Of 1947

















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Tab MOBILE Tha Kya?





Kabhi Toh Thode

Dimag Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!!!
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me sher Mara,
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me sher Mara


Fir Kya Hua?



Fir Hona Kya Tha
sherni Vidhwa Ho Gayi
Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
A:Because it had no haunting license!!''


0300 880 9400
What Will Bunty say To Bubly If He sees Him After A Long Time????

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Hieeeeeeee !!!
Difference B/W Cinema Theatre & Operation Theatre?


Cinema Theatre : Take Ticket & Go Inside!


Operation Theatre: Go Inside N Take Ticket!
If some1 Asks Me Wat Is Humanity,

I Wud sit Next To U

Pull U Close To Me

Put My Arms Around U

And

say Proudly








LOVING ANIMALs
That''s Humanity :P ;->
Friends Will share An Umbrela With You When Its Raining ...

But

Best Friends Will Grab The Umbrella From You

And

Yell

"Run LOsER Run" :->
I Have No Gold To send U ..

I Have No Diamond To send U ..

I Have No Credit To Call U ..

I Have Just Desi Words To say U That






"Chal Bay Nikal" :P ;->
A LawYer

Will dO

AnYthInG 2 Win

A Case

someTimes

He Will
EvEn tElL ThE TrUth... ;->