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Yah sMs Krnay Waloon Ko Kya Ho Gya Hy FARAZ



Her KUTaY-BILLAY Ky shair Py Mera Name Laga Datay Hain
Faraz In English Mood

A Lot Of Pottato In A Lot Of Rice FARAZ...



served With Ketchup Tastes Very Nice...
Yum Yum
Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae To Kya Awaz Aati Hai?




Chhirrr
No!



Charrr...
No




Chirrzzz...
Nahi Bhai


Logo Ki Awaz Aati Hai,

"shame shame...;-))
Meri Aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain "Faraz"



Jis Ne Masjid se Meri Jooti Uthai Thi..
Technologies Impact:-

Dad Emails :

Dear son,

How Hv U Been?

Ur Mom & I R Fine.

We Miss U A Lot,

Plz Turnoff Ur PC & Come Downstairs 4 Dinner!
Bus Driver Ki seat K Piche Likha Tha.

Agar Khuda Ne Chaha To Manzil Tak Pahucha Dunga,

Agar Chuki Nazar To Maa Kasam Khuda se Hi Mila Dunga.
A Boy shying 2 Propose A Girl, Finally Propozd In A Unique Way:-



"Kya Tum
Tumhari
Chita Ko
Aag
Lagane Ka
Adhikar
Mujhe
Dogi.
Dur se Dekha To sher Dikh Raha Tha.
Dur se Dekha To sher Dikh Raha Tha.








Agar Tum Me Dum He To Aage Badho Aur Dekho Ke Kya He.
Employee:Boss Aap shaadi-shuda

Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?


Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle se

Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.
Employee:Boss Aap shaadi-shuda

Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?


Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle se

Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.
You Can Impress Everybody

By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence

And If That''s Not Enough

Tell Them






















You Are

My Friend ... ;->
It

Doesn''t

Matter

How Often

A Married Man Changes His Jobs ... !!!

He still Ends Up

With The same Boss ... ;->