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Beta :

Beta : Papa Aap Ki Love Marriage Hui Thi Na .... ???

Baap : Jee Beta !!! Aap Ko Kese Pata ???

Beta: Wo Aap Ki shaadi Aur Meri date Of Birth Main
sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hy na ...

Baby Baby , Yes Mama"

"Baby Baby , Yes Mama"
In Punjabi Version ...

"Kakay Kakay
Haan Beybey
Phak Laii Cheeni
Na Beybey
Jhoota Marda
na Beybey
Lawaan Jutti
Na Beybey
Khol Bootha ...

HaHaHa ...

What Will You Find

What Will You Find

inside A Very Clean Nose ... ???

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A Lot Of Finger Prints ... ;->

Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...

sign Board Outside A Repair shop ...

"We Can Repair Anything ...
Plz Knock Hard On The Door ,
The Bell Doesn''t Work ..." ;->

How Many Legs Does A Dog Have .

How Many Legs Does A Dog Have ...

If You Call The Tail A Leg ... ??

Four ...

Calling A Tail A Leg Doesn''t Make It A Leg ...

samjhey Jahil ...

Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko

Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko
Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha :

"Kocha ! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko sms
send Ker Do , Humara
Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy" ;->

American Bacha:

American Bacha: Hum Log Itna Ameer Hyn K
Bush B Mere Dad se Paise Mangta Hy

Pakstani Bacha: Bas, Hum Itne Ameer Hyn
K Jhandiyan Bhi Aatey se Chipkate Hyn ... ;->

Salam MerE AzEeZ Hum WatnO!!

salam MerE AzEeZ Hum WatnO!!
AgaR aPkE pAss Ya ApkE jAnnAy WalO mAiN Koi JOB hO tO mUjhE plEase bAtAyeGA!!
MaIn ApnI Cv ApkO bHej DungA!!

ApkA bhAi:
*PervEz MushArrAf*

K.M. SHAHID Kaun Hai?

K.M. sHAHID Kaun Hai?

I swear I Dont Know Who Is K.M. sHAHID.....;-D

A Great Thinker Once Said -

A Great Thinker Once said -

A Man With His Tool In A Woman''s Mouth...
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Can Also Be A
D E N T I s T!

A Small Advice.

A small Advice.

Dont Press The Mobile Like This.
It Wil Damage Ur Keypad!

AgAr iNsAn K

AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA !

AhAm kHaBrEn :

Aj Ek AdMi K gOLi LaGi aUr Kisi Ne UsKo HosPiTaL nA pHoNcHaYa aUr sAb pEtrOL jAmA kArTe RaHe

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