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"~"loVe"~"

"~"loVe"~"

starts Frm Eyes,

Grows With Gifts,

Ends With Tears

But 2day

''''loVe"

starts Frm Mobiles,

Grows Wd Balance share,

Ends Wd
Number Buzy;)

Womenz Day Par

Womenz Day Par Aik Larki Ne Pathan se Kaha

"Apko Pata Hai Aj Womens Day Hai?"

Pathan Ne Ghabra K Kaha:

"Kamaal Hai, Jb Hum Ghar seNikla Tha

Tab Tu Tuesday Tha.

Agar Allah Hamare

Agar Allah Hamare Awam Ko Aqal Dede To Keya Hoga..?

Qazi Husen Kele Beche Ga.

Molana F.Rahman Bas Men Conductari Kare Ga.
Ch.Brothar''s Bhenson K Bare Me Dudh Jama Kare Ge..
Zardari Amrikion Ke Kutte Nehlae Ga..
sh Rashid Hira Mandi Men Dalali Kare Ga..
Nawaz sharef Arbion K Ount Charrae Ga..
Musharaf..

P.C Karachi K Gate Pe Pagri Bandh K Khara Hoga Mere Or Tumhare Leye Gate Kholne..
Or Altaf Hussen Bason Mei Manjan Beche Ga.. ;->

Passenger:Bhai

Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?

Conductor: 24 ghantey..

Passenger: Kaisey?

Cond: 8 ghante bus me..
or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me

A Fool Can Ask More

A Fool Can Ask More

Que Thn Wise Man Can Answer

No Wonder so Many

Husbands

R speechless In Front Of Their WIVEs!

Santa:

santa: Mene Kal sANIA MIRZA se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
santa: Usne Kaha

Wrong Number

Mathematics And Women R D 2

Mathematics And Women R D 2

Most Complicated Things In Dis World.

But,

Mathematics Atleast Has A Logic.
But Girls Dnt Have

agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?

agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?

hona kya hai Pakistaniyon ki watt pehley b lagti ab bard jaye ghee aur kya?

Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?

Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?

Zardari mujh par qatlana hamla karwa dey kyun k mera pehla order ho ga

"Tamam judge bahal kiye jayein aur har corrupted sey wasooli kar k raqam Pakistan par lagai jaye"

Shaadi K Baad ... !

shaadi K Baad ... !

Pehla Maheena
"FAKHAR Ka"

Doosra Maheena
"JABAR Ka"

Aur

Phir Us K Baad
sarey Maheeny

"sABAR K Hotey Hyn" ;->

An Accountant

An Accountant

Is A Person

Who Looks At A Girl

Measuring

36-28-36

And

simply sayz

"100" ... :p ;->

Wife: Darling !

Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute sweetheart ! I''ll see The Cheque-Book ... (-;

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