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saving

Is

The Best

Thing ...

specially

When

Your

Parents

Have

Done

It

For

You ... ;->
Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w

software Engineers striving

To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs

And

The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.

so Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->
We Have Been Listening :

"Practice Males Perfect ... "

But

Also That Too :

"Nobody is Perfect ... "






so














"What Is The Point Of Practicing ..." ;->
Wat''s D Best Punishment U Can Giv 2 A Gal?







Giv New Dress, Jewels, Cosmetics, Etc.
N Lock Her In A Room
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Witout A Mirror..
sun Makes Moon shine

Curent Makes Bulbs shine

Wax Makes Candles shine But,I''m Realy Confusd

Wat Makes Ur Teeth shine?

''Harpic''or ''Domex''
!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!
Gutka, Man Poori, Paan Aur Ciggarate Istimal Karne Walon Ke Liye ""Man Poori Khao.. Naseeb Jagao Offer""

Bumper Prizes
1st Prize: Cancer
2nd Prize: Kidney Diease
3rd Prize: Lungs Disease

Iske Elawa Bee-shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!

Yeh scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..
Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...

Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain

Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss scheme Main shaamil Ho sakte Hain...

scheme Main shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain

Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan

Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut
Aap sochte honge ki hamari

aur se aanewale sms ka

silsila kab khatam hoga?

Janab ye to EKTA KAPUR

ke serial jaisa hai.

NEVER ENDing
Who is a psychiatrist?

A person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anywa
Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ,


Woh Jis Akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi NAAN Lay Gaya . . .
Hazrat Alama IQBAL Ny Apni

Zindagi K 50 sal Laga K

Hamari soi Hoi Qoam Ko Jagaya.
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Laikin Ab Yeh Kaam

Wapda Waly Hr 50

Mint K Baad Kar Rahy Hain....
sardarji: Doctor Ji Apko Taankay Laganay Attay Hay?

Doctor: Haan Attay Hay Kaha Laganay Hay?

sardar: Ye Lo Chappal Pay Laga Do
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