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Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne Rakhi Bandhi To Wo Tumhara Kaun Hua?

Kuch Nhi..


Kyun Ki Uske Hath Nhi The
Door se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi


Wah .. Wah.... Wah



Door se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

Wah


Paas Gaya To Bheeg Gaya!
Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned

From His Presidency..

Now Vote For New President,

Type "KAsHIF" And send it to,

"0345-3932040"

For Bright Fuuture Of

Islami Jamhoriya Pakistan..!!

Thanks..!! :-)
Jab se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU,

Kuch Is Tarhan se Meri Zindaghi WIRAAN Ho Gayi,

Kal Tak Jo Mera OFFICE Tha GARMENTs Ka,

Aaj Woh
CHADDI-BANYAN
Ki DUKAAN Ho Gayi...!
Girl To Her Boy Friend :
Darling, Do You Know,
Handsome n smart Boys Always
Get stupid Girl Friends ... !!!

Boy :
Thankx For The Compliment , Darling ...
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
The Latest New Dance Craze

Is Called

"The Politician"



It''s Two steps Forward


One step backward


And Then


A sidestep ... ;->
sawan Ki Thandi Raato''n Main


Rimjhim Kerti Barsato''n Main


Main Aksar socha Kerta Hoon









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Main Kehrey Passay Javaan

Main Manji Kithey Daavan ... ;->
Azadi Moqay Per
KHAN sahab Ne pesh Kia Naya song

Daga Wara Bara Pushta Chusta Pakstan
Daga Barisha Gila Gila Munda Pkistan
Dil Dil Munda Pkstan
Jan Jan Londa-e-Pakistan ... ;->
Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:
"Janab Aaj kal Cable K Channels Bht Gandey Aa Rahe Hyn"

1 Pathan Bola:
Nahi Nahi , Humarey Ghar Tou Bilkul saaf Aa Rahey Hyn
Aap Wire Chck Krwao ...
Breaking News ...

Islamic Research se sabit Hua Hy k

"Murghi Haram Hy"



























"Agar Chori Ki Ho Tou" ... ;->