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SaChI MuHaBbAt

saChI MuHaBbAt BeZuBaN HotI HaI,

Ye To AaNkHoN se BaYaN HotI HaI,

MuHaBbAt MaI DaRd MiLe To KyA HowA,
DaRd k LiyE
2 GoLiPoNsTaN
HoTi HaI.:-P

Karate is a form of martial arts

Karate is a form of martial arts

In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,

Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...

Karate is a form of martial arts

Karate is a form of martial arts

In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,

Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...

Children Are Natural Mimics

Children
Are Natural Mimics

Who Act Like
Their Parents,

Despite

Every Effort To Teach Them

Good Manners ... ;->

It Is Well Known Saying Dat

It Is Well Known saying Dat
"Jo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base"

But The Question Is
"Basne K Bad Kitne Hanse ?"

Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti

Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti

karoge din mein to rahegi chusti

karo kam se kam din mein ek bar

to rahegi tandrusti

Nahin samjhe?

EK sMs

4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba

4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba
Lambi Perhai Lambi Perhai
Perhne Me Dil Mera Lage Kabhi Na
Perhne se Jan Meri Jai Hmesha
Ktne Zmane Bad O Raba
Chutya Ye Ai Chutya Ai

Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.

Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.
studnt:
H2 Mgcl Nacl HNO3O.
Teacher: Yeh Kia Hai.
student: sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai.. :-D

Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.

Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.

When Curd served,Englishman Asks,What Dis?

He Explains
"Milk sleeping In Nite,
Morning Become Tight"

Milli Naghma

Milli Naghma

Hm sutti Qaum Hain
Koi Kutti Qaum Hain

Hm sb Ki Ha Pehchan
Hm sb Hain
Be_Imaan
Be_Imaan
Be_Imaan

Hm sb Hain

''Be_Imaan !!''

Child:papa aunty ka

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

To, Near Police Station.

To,
Near
Police station.

Respetd sir,
As My sweet''frnd'' 4got 2 sMs Me,I Kindly Request U2 Take Action Imedatly & Encountr His DABBA Mob

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