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Buyer To seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
How Do I Know If It Is Pure Honey ?
seller : Give The Dog some Honey ..
If The Dog Doesn’t Lick It, It Is Pure Honey
Buyer :What If The Dog Licks It ?
seller: so It Is Not A Real Dog.
If U R In A War,

Instead Of Throwing A Hand Grenade @ D Enemy, Throw One Of small Pumpkins.

May B It''ll Make Evry1 Think How stupid War Is
N

While They R Thinkin, U Can Throw A Real Grenade @ Them ... ;->
Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota
Puchho To

Woh Kaise?

Ldka Ldki se Kehta

Hello Madam

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PAPPI TA DO
Height Of Playin Games

A sardar''s Dead Body Found In A Cupboard

&

Al Other sardars Declard Him

Winner Of Last Year''s

Hide&seek

Championship!
Teachr: Wat Is Ur Father?

stdnt : I.C.s. In summer
&
P.C.s. In Winter.

Tchr: Wats Dat?

s:Ice Cream seller In summr
&
Pakoda Chat seller In Winter
Baap:Beta College Mein Tune Kaun se 2 Mushkil Kam sikhe?
Beta:
1Danto se Beer Ki Botle Kholna.
2 Tez BIKE Me Bhi 1 Tili se Cigret Jalana
PtA dEcLaReD tHaT sEnDiNg MsJ Ab0uT"FaRaZ" Is uNeThIcAl & c0nsiDeReD cRiMe.YoUr sIm wiLL b bLokEd iN cAsE Of vIoLaTi0n.

GeO NeWz



LaMbI LaMbI cHoR k GeO..;->
Jin:
"Kiya Hukam Hy Mere Aqa"
Aqa:
"Mulk Ka sara Maal Mere Acount Mei Daldo.
Jin:
"Aqa Hukam Kare Bakwas Nahi, Mei Jin Hon ZARDARI NAHI" ;->
1 Angraz Pakistan Aaya Urdu sekhne. Kuch Arse Baad Wo Wapas Gaya To Logo Ne Kaha K Kya sekha?





Angraz Bola:

"Bijlee Chale Gaye

Bijlee Agai"
VakEeL:

JuDgE sAAb
Es iNsAn Ne ApNi B.v ko kTaL kYa
saAlE ko kTaL kYa
kAe bEgUnAh l0g0 ko kTaL kYa
pAise kHaE
GuNdAgRdI kI
yE pEhLe b JaIl Ja cHuka hAi
cCrUpT kAmIneY dArInDasiFt iNsAn k sAtH kIa h0nA cHaHyE?
JuDgE sHb





IsAy pAkIstAn ka pResidNt bAnA d0 . . . ;->
sadia
3459o62368
Bisma
3325285625
Afiya
3333563421
Nadia.
34455o2024
Asima
3325560371

Enjoy Kro

Ma Aaj sE

"Tableeghi Jamat"

K sAth Ja Raha Hon
I Can''t Msg U Till 2 Weeks.

I''m Goin To UsA

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Nothing speecial. sala Bush Ne

White House Ka Rent Nahi Diya.

Vasool Karna Hai