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Top 5 Answer U Got When U Propose A Girl. . .

Top 5 Answer U Got When U Propose A Girl. . .
1- No!
2- I M sorry
3- R U Mad?
4- V R Friends
5- Lekin Mei To hAmY se. . . . .:-)

Rukain Abhi Delete mat karye ga.

Rukain

Abhi Delete mat karye ga.

Neechay karain

Or Neechay

Thora Or Neechay

Bus
Ab
Delete kardain. . . ;->

Saw A Dream Last Nite

saw A Dream Last Nite
Only U & Me.
U Knw Wat Hapend?
U Were Lookin so Inocent
Bcoz
I Was Eatin Biryani & U Were saying,
1 Chamach Khila Do Na

LAHORE Or KARACHI

LAHORE Or KARACHI Main Agar Taliban Aa Gaye
''hAmY''....

Tu Kaisi Lagey Gi Burkhey Main Meera Aur sheeri Rehman...

Ab Pappu Ke Poems

Ab Pappu Ke Poems Choti Classes Mey Parhai Jaen Ge

Baby Baby Yes Pappu,
Eating sugar No Pappu,
Telling Lie No Pappu,
Pen Your Mouth Pappu Pappu Pappu ...

Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time

Purani Kahawat Hai K sone K Time

Tension Ko sath Le Kar Nahi sona Chahiye.. ..

Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi

Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne

sath Le Kar sote Hain.?!

Khawateen O Hazraat!

Khawateen O Hazraat!
Roza Iftar Kr Lijiye.. Aftari Ka Waqt Ho Gya Hai.
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From: All Pakistan Chiri Roza Association;-)

Sirf Pet K Dard Pe

sirf Pet K Dard Pe Nikal Aaye Hain Aansu Pappu,

Qabz Ka Aalam To Abhi Ap Ne Dekha He Nahin.!! ;->

Pyar B Ajab Shay He

Pyar
B Ajab shay HePyar
B Ajab shay He
Maa se Ho To
"EBADAT"
Baap se Ho To
"AQEEDAT"
Behan se Ho To
"FARZ"
&
Bivi se Ho To
sub Kehtay Hen
"JORU" Ka Ghulam. . ;->

Vakeel:

Vakeel:
Judge saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,
salay Ko Qatal Kia,
Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,
Paisay Khae,
Ghundagardi Ki,
Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,
Ap Bataye Is Drinda-sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke sath Kya Hona Chahye?
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Judge:
Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->

Jis Tarah

Jis Tarah
Ghibat Amal Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Neyki Badi Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Gussa Aqal Ko Khajata Hai,
Or Jhoot Rizq Ko,
Usi Tarah

Zardari Pakistan Ko Kha Jayega!!

Dear Customer!

Dear Customer!

We Remind U The Date Of Ur Bathing Validity Of 1 Year Has Almost Come 2 An End so Pls Take A Bath On This

"EID"

From:

JAZZ:

AUR NAHAOO ;->

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