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Eating Rotten Fruit,

Eating Rotten Fruit,

sleeping Near Drainage,

Dog Biting Twice,

Travelling In Govt Bus..

R A Million Times Better Than

Believing A Girl! ;-)

2008 Quomi Phal: ?

2008
Quomi Phal: ?

sabar Ka Phal

Quomi LIbas: ?

Kala Coat

Quomi Khail: ?

Muzakrat

Quomi Dua: ?

Aye Allah ...! LIGHT A Jaye

A man from Agra went

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent''s house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written:

''sethji aaj mar ! Gaye! (sethji Ajmer gaye)

(yeh sms kaisa laga mujhe msg karke zaroor batana plz)

Best beghairat of da

Best beghairat of da
Year nominees are
1:Bush from UsA.
2:Krzai from Afghanistan.
3:Pervez Musharf from Pakistan
But
Award goes to

Asif zardari
From sINDH

Aapki Aur Aapki Poori

Aapki Aur Aapki Poori Family Ki Next Week

Hamare Ghar Daawat Hai...

Ammi To Mana Kar Rahi Thin K

Aatta Chawal Gosht sab

Mehenge Ho Gaye Hain...

Magar Maine Unse Kaha K

Aane Wala Apna Rizq

saath Le Kar Aata Hai...

To Apna Khana saath Le Kar

Aana Waise Hum

Log Biryani shoq se Khate Hain...OK...

Mubarak Ho Musharraf Gaya..

Mubarak Ho Musharraf Gaya..

Apni Biwi K sath Ghoomney :-D

Why Is A Lecturer Greater

Why Is A Lecturer Greater

As Compared To A Mother?

Because A Mother

Can Put Only One Child To

sleep But A Lecturer

Can Put The

Whole Class To sleep.:-P

Once A Pathan Was Asked

Once A Pathan Was Asked

"Khan G Aapka Favourate song Kon sa Hai?"

Khan sahb Replied:

"Larki Kyon,

Na Jane Kyon Larkon si Nahi Hoti" ;-)

aJ sE 10 sAaL

AaJ sE 10 sAaL bAAd LarkIyaN LArkE ko dekH kAr: kya mAst bAchA Hy yAr MuJhE Is bAchEy kA nUmBeR cHaHiYe

LArkA sHarMatE HuwE: aPp k gHar bAAp bHaI nAhI HaI kYa?

Teacher:

Teacher:
ITFAQ Ko Jumle Main Istamal Kro...,

student:
Mere ABU & AMI
Ke "sHADI" ITFAQ se Aik He
Din Hvi...... :-D

Aj Kal Zardari Kon

Aj Kal Zardari Kon se Naaray se Darta Hai.

Zinda Hai ''B''b'' Zinda Hai.

1 Pathan Bap Se Milne Us Ki Qabar Pr Gya.

1 Pathan Bap se Milne Us Ki Qabar Pr Gya.

Bap se Pocha Papa Ap Ne Khana Khya?

Bap Ne Koi Jwab Nh Diya

Beta Gusse Me Qabar Pr Likh Aya.

Aesa Kro Ge To Kon Ayga.

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