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Hello..!

This is A.T.D (Any Time Disturbance) service

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We specialize in Disturbing And Irritating People at Odd Times!!

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Hope The Goal is Achieved...

Thank You..!
Angraiz:
Hum Pehle shakhs Hain Jo Chand Pe sab se Pehle Gaye..

Pathan:
Hum Wo Pehla shakhs Hai Jo suraj Pe sab se Pehle Gaya!

Angraiz:
Tum Agar suraj Pe Jate To Jal Jate..

Pathan:
Hum Koi Pagal Hai, Hum To Raat Main Gaya Tha!
Dost Aik Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna,


Ke Zindagi Main 2 Cheezain Muqadar Walon Ko Milti Hain...


Aik Acha Aur Mukhlis Dost !


Aur Dosra...??

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“Meetha Kharbooza”
HEER:

“Aisa Khat Likh Way sajna,
Meri Umer Beet Jaye Parhde Parhde..”


RANJHA:

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Lay Hun Parhdi Reh...!!
I LOVE YOU..!

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I REALLY LOVE YOU..!!

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I Love You More Than Any Thing In The World...!!!


Yehi Kehna Chahta Tha Majnu Apni Laila se..


Par Bichare Ko English Nahi Aati Thi...!!!
President:
shetani”


Prime Minister:
“Gillani”


Army Chief:
“Kiyani”


speaker:
“Zanaani”


“Aata Na Roti”

“Bijli Na Paani”


Wah Re Pakitani

Teri Ajab Kahani...
mera number change ho ghaya hai.........




Bilkul bewaqoof ho tum, mobile naam show b ho raha hai aur tum maan ghaye,

kee banney gha tera
tumhein pata hai k ab Pakistan mein b har kaam merit kee bunyad par ho gha, aur shuruat mujhe karney k liye kaha ghaya hai,

so mein kehta hoon

"Tum sab sey bardey budhoo ho" mind na karo merit kee bunyad par no.1 ho.
Bunty: Kya Tumhe sUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai?

Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?

Banty: Bus Vo Ghar K Bhar Handpump Hai Use Ukhadna Hai....:)
3 Things That should Not B Asked..



1.A Man''s salary

2.A Girl''s Age..

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students %..

It Hurts
In Olden Days,
If A student Was In D Principal''s Office It Meant He Was In Trouble!

Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble!