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MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka

Larka
Mar Jaunga Teri Khatir
G.A Muhajir
G.A Muhajir

Larki
Mjhe B Tjh se Pyar He
Per Amrica Ka Jo Yaar He
Qoum Ka Ghaddar Hai
1 Bar Jaan Mangkar Dekho,
1 Bar Yaad Karke To Dekho,
Bas 1 Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho!!
Agar Hum Na Aye To samaj Lena,
HUM Aram Kar Rahe Hai...
Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar

Dekha ?



Kitna
''PYAR''-Bhra
Msg Bheja AapKo!

Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya
Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar

Dekha ?



Kitna
''PYAR''-Bhra
Msg Bheja AapKo!

Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya
Teachr: Ande Me se Murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,

Jyada Interesting Ye Hai

Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?

sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He

"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!
GoLdEn ThOuGhT fRoM PeTrOlEuM cOmPaNiEs To paKistanI YoUtHs:











"AvOiD gIrLs,saVe PeTroL"
Teacher:Tum school Kisliye Aate Ho?

stud:Vidya K Liye sir.

Teacher:To Phir Tum

Class Mein so Kyu Rahe Ho?

stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye
Teacher:Tum school Kisliye Aate Ho?

stud:Vidya K Liye sir.

Teacher:To Phir Tum

Class Mein so Kyu Rahe Ho?

stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye
WIFE-Kyu Ji,Jab B Me Aapke
Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma
Pahen Lete Ho?





HUsBAND-Doctor Ne Kaha Hai
Jab sIR-DARD Aaye To
Chasma Pahen Lena!
Next Year Der Will Be Pakistan Premier

League same As Ipl

Bt Only One Difference Is The



Cheer Girls Will Be Wearing Burkha..;->
Job In Trafic Police

Candidate Mst Hve Da Following Qualities.

1Behviur: Battamez
2Weight:Minimum 105 Kg(125 Ghari Pr 1 Hi Pura Aye)

3 Honsty: Chalan Km Katey(Oper se Paise Le Le)

4luks: Koi B Ho(Knsa Behaviur Pe Frq Pardna Hy)

Yar suneri Moqa He Hath se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B Ziada Khubyan Hyn