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Heer ranjhey sey: "

Heer ranjhey sey: "Ranjhna hamarey pyar k dushman boht takatwar hein,wo hamein zinda naheen chordein ghey, aur meri to Ummeed b tootti ja rahee hai aur tum b kuch nahee kar rahe ho"
Ranjha: Heer fikar na kar mein apney saarey dushmanoon ko maar doon gha"
Heer ghussey mein, "Yuunhi baaith kar"
Haan heerey mein dua karoon gha aur tumhein pata hai k dua mein bardi takat hoti hai.

Agar train kee patree

Agar train kee patree par aag lag jaye to tum kya karo ghey?

Budhu agar aag lagti to kya sirf patree ko lagnee theee!

Doctor: Ye White

Doctor: Ye White Tblts subha, Red Tblts Dopeher
Blue Tblts shaam Aur Yellow Tblts Raat Ko Khani Hyn Aur
Yaad Rakhain Tamam Tblts Pani se Khani Hyn ...

Patient : Magar Doctor Mjhe Beemari Kia Hai ???

Doctor : Aap K Jism main Pani Ki Kami Hy ... ;->

Advantages Ov Load Shedding :

Advantages Ov Load shedding :

Generator, Ups & Candle Walo''n Ko
Rozgaar Ki Frahmi
Cell Charge Na Hone se Balance
& Time saving ...

A Public service Msg Broght To U By KEsC/WAPDA ... ;->

Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey

Ek Aadmi Ne samosey Wale se Kaha : O Bhai
Tumhare samose Main se Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hy !

samosey Wala : Aby Tou Kia 5 Rs K samosey Main
Puri Larki Nikle Gi ... ;->

Pakistan In 2010 ...

Pakistan In 2010 ...

1st Friend :
" Yaar suna Hai Pehle Zamane Main Light Bhi Hua Kerti Thi "

2nd :
"Chal Na Yaar Ye Light Wight Kch Nahi Hoti sab Tera Weham Hai " ;->

1 Krayedar Ne Raat 1:00

1 Krayedar Ne Raat 1:00 Pm Bje Malak Mkan Ka Door Khtkhtaya

Or Kaha K Me 5 Month Ka Kraya Ada Nhi Kr skta.

Malak Mkan Ne Kaha K Ye Baat To Tum Mujhe

Morning Bhi Bta skte The.

Krayedar Ne Kaha Mene socha

K Is Tenshion Me

Akela Hi Kyun Jagta Rahun.

Q:Paki Girl Ziada

Q:Paki Girl Ziada KhoOB sorat Hai Ya Indian?

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Aray Ziada Khobsorat Wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai

"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"

"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko saajhay"

Exapmle>

Hamesh Reshamya In
"AP Ka surror"

Flop . . . .

Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay Tha,
"AP Ka KasoOR"

Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?

Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun K Ye Kabhi seedhi Nahi Ho sakti.

2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .

2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .

2 LitR Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .

Na Aye YaQEen To Laga Lo 1.5 Litr Ki Pepsi. .;->

Agr Jamez Bond Mera

Agr Jamez Bond Mera Bara Bhai Hota To Kya Hota?

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Ankh Khulti Or subah Hoti Mamoo. . . .;->

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