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tum sey doosti karney k faiday,

"Bandar dekhney zoo nahee jana pardta"

aur

aur

Aur tumhara koi faida nahee

Quote On Lectures

"When I Give A Lecture, I Accept That People Look At Their Watches, But What I Do Not Tolerate Is When They Look At It And Raise It To Their Ear To Find Out If It stopped.

A NEPALI

A NEPALI Couple Named Der 1st Baby Bhai Chung Butiya.
2nd Baby Behen Chung Bhutiya.
3rd A Negro Was Born Dey Named Him.

" Ye Kaun Kaliya"

Jony Jony

Jony Jony
Yes Baba
Dere Is No Msg
Why Baba
Remove Ur simcard
Quick Baba
Put Ur Cell In
Well Baba
Clap Ur Hands
Ha Ha Ha

In A A/C Exam Every

In A A/C Exam Every 1 Was Writing But Hassan Was Continuously Dancing!
Why?

Bcoz

someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every steps.

Height oF Joke:

Height oF Joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
sm1 said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

since Den He stopped

Wearing shirt!!

Height oF Joke:

Height oF Joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
sm1 said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

since Den He stopped

Wearing shirt!!

Mujh Me Aur Aap

Mujh Me Aur Aap Me smart Koun Hai??
Guess?...

Maine Guess Karne Ko Kaha....

Press Karne Ko Nahi.

Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane

Circuit: Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?

Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane

Ko sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai

Pata Hai Hum Chloromint Kyun Khate Hai?? Kyunki.,

Pata Hai Hum Chloromint Kyun Khate Hai??
Kyunki.,
5-star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairymilk
Kit-Kat

Or

Munch

50 Paise Mein Nahi Aata Hai

Hum Ne Maana

Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana...
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Abey Bas Kr 13 Number Ka Paana

2 Hijade Shaadi

2 Hijade shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche se santa Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.

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