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Na pooch teri judai k lamhe hum kaise betate hain..

Pani main sURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbulay banatay hain...

A smile Costs Less Than ELECTRICITY

But

Gives More Light

so

Alwayz Keep smiling

Coz

Light Tou Aani Nahi Hy
Aap Apni smile se Hi Ghar Roshan Karo ... ;->

Naya Daur ...

Naya Daur ...

Boy: Main Tumhare Liye Aasman se
Chaand Taarey Tod K La sakta Hoon !!!

Girl : Is ki Zarurat nahi, Ab Tou Aata , Ghee , Chawal
Aur Generator se Kaam Chalega ... ;->

Badi Afsos Ki Baat Hy

Badi Afsos Ki Baat Hy

Jitna Afsos Hua Hy Na Mjhe , Main Bata Nahi skta

Parso''n FATHER''s DAY Tha
Aur
Tum Ne Mjhe Wish Bhi Nahi Kia ...

What''s The Best Way To Get FAT ????

What''s The Best Way To Get FAT ????
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Go To Butcher shop ... ;->

Wife : Luk A Thief Has

Wife : Luk A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

Husband: Whom shud I Cal

Now Police Or Ambulance..

Ali Rides A C

Ali Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast suddenly He stops Y?
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Because He Reaches His House

Simple But Effective-

simple But Effective-

"If U Want To

shine Like sun,

First You Have

To Burn Like It..."

Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan

Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan Me Botal Kabr Me Baith Kar Piya Karenge

In Ladkiyon se To Bewafai Mili

Ab Bhootniyo se Pange Liya Karenge.

Why Does Police Always

Why Does Police Always

Reaches Late At The Crime?

Kyuki Haath Lambe Hai...

Pair Nahi..

If U Dont Sms Me..

If U Dont sms Me..
God Will Give U
Lalu''s English,
Mayavati''s FACE,
Jayalitha''s BODY,
Abdul Kalam''s HAIRsTYLE,
N
Atal Bihari''s WALKING sTYLE...so B'' Carful

Wanted" A Heroen for Pakistani Movie

Wanted" A Heroen for Pakistani Movie
Height "koi b chaley ghee"
Waist "Minimum 36''
Age "starting from 38"
Tone "bharkein mar saktee ho"
Action "Machine gun utha aur chala saktee ho"

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