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Ab shampoo Ki Her Bottle K sath 1

"AATE"

Ka sachet Bilkul Free.:-

|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~

|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~

A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo,
Tourist Askd 4om Him:In D¡s Foto Nobody Has Been Working,

While U''ve Written Below"View Of Work In Government Office"
Painter Answerd:This Iz Reality. . . . . . .;->

A Lawyer Sent An

A Lawyer sent An Overdue Bill 2 A Client

With A Note Tht Read:Dis Bill Is 1 Yr Old

By Return Mail The Lawyer Had His

Bill Back W/A Note Tht Read:Happy Birthday!

Do Parties K

Do Parties K Politician Behas Me Masroof Thay,
Dono Ne Ek Dosray Ko Qa-El Krnay Ki Nakam

Kosish Ki Phir Ilzamat Per Utar Aaye,
1st Politician:I KNOW,

Tum Kis K Isharay Per Nachtay Ho?

2nd Politician:IDIOT!saysi Guftago Me

Meri B.V Ko Kyun Include Krtay Ho?

Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,

Ek sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,

Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay

"Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai"

Girl Answer:Yes! I''m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-)

Khudi Ko Kr HaseeN Itna

Khudi Ko Kr HaseeN Itna k KatreeNA KAIF Khud tUm se Kahay.

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"Aj Kala Jora Paa sadi Farmaish Tay"

Kisi Say Mazaq Karne K 2 Tareeqay . .

Kisi say Mazaq Karne K 2 Tareeqay . .

1 Phir Kabhi JÄN¡X . . ;->

Smething 4 A True Friend:

smething 4 A True Friend:
A Good FRIEND Will Cum N Bail U Out If U R In JAIL!!!
A True Friend

Cant.??
B''coz
He Is sittin NXT To U sayin:
Dude.. Fasss Gaye Yaar

A Woman Gets

A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.

The Bus Driver says: Thats The Ugliest Baby

That Ive Ever seen. Ugh

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And sits Down,

Fuming

she says To A Man Next To Her

The Driver Just Insulted Me!

The Man says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.

A Woman Gets

merey pyar kee

merey pyar kee umar ho itni sanam

tu mar b jaye to,meri khushi na ho kam

akhan akhan wich

akhan akhan wich kujh keh gayee chorni, gallan gallan wich paisay leh ghayee chorni,

chhad k aaya saan mein thaney, per!
thanyon wee hath ghardi leh gayee chorni

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