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Do You Know Why

Do You Know Why The spelling Of Women starts With W??

Because All Quetions In The World start With W..

such As

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?

Aadat Or Ada Me

Aadat Or Ada Me Ye Farq Hai-

Road K Nal se Paani Pina-
Garib Piye To Aadat,
Amir Piye To Ada;
Ab sms Ko Hi Le Lo-
Me Bheju To Aadat,
Aap Bhejo To ADA

Welcome To My Friendship World

Welcome To My Friendship World

Press 6 For Help
Press 3 For Money
Press 078 For sharing Happiness
Press 93 For sharing saddness
Press All Previous Number To Call Me!

A Group Of Feminists

A Group Of Feminists Are Protesting In Front Of The White House:
- Free Women Now! Free Women Now!

A Man Passing-By Asks:
- Can I Have One?

Ae Meray Rabba

Ae Meray Rabba
"Day çarry Dabba"

Ae Meray Moula
"Day 86 çorolla"

Ae Meray Moula
"sutt Bumb Da Gola"
"Na Raway Board,"
Na Pavy Result Da Rola

What''s The Moral Of Movies

What''s The Moral Of Movies
Jannat
Gangster
Murder
Fanaa
Titanic

Think

Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)

Ek Aur Killing sMS

Ek Aur Killing sMs

Killing sMs

Naalayakon

Mein sMs Ka Khoon Kar Raha Hun Aur Tum Log

sirf scrol Kiye Jaa Rahe Ho !!!

Dusht , Paapi Rakshasi Daitya !!!

1nce Mother In Law

1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And stopped…

Daughter In Law Died On spot.....How ?

Kyunki ''saas Ruk Gayi''

Qimat Per na jayen

Qimat Per na jayen. 1 jaga 4 sms
kare , tabiat ziada khrab ho tu
fone karen, tamam sms waldain
ki pohnch se dur rakhen
Wazarat-e-Dosti.
Hokumat-e nujwan.

hum film india ki

hum film india ki dekhty ha, songs india k suntey hai,
fashion india k karty hai tu phir jab pakistan match harta hai
tu ghussa q jeet bhi tu india ki honi chaiye na ?

What Does Tarzan

What Does Tarzan say When He sees A Herd Of Elephants With sunglasses
In The Distance?

Nothing.

He Doesn''t Recognize Them.

An Interesting Line

An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker '' s T shirt:

"If You Are Able To see This,

Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"

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