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Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain

Q) "Woh Kaunsa sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...

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A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"

Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain

Q) "Woh Kaunsa sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...

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A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"

Sagai Aur Shaadi

sagai Aur shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai?

Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh sake Ki Durghatna se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai Tha

SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !

sANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He!

BANTA : Yar Usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!

Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei

Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei John Hai Par Bipasha Nahin..

Aur Bipasha Hai Par John Nahin..

Dhoom Mei John Thaa Bipasha Nahin.
Dhoom 2 Mei Bipasha Thee John Nahin.

aaj ki taaza khabar aaj ki taaza khabar,

aaj ki taaza khabar aaj ki taaza khabar,
sciensdanon nay parhnay wala bandar dhoond lia hain,

kia aap ko yaqeen nahin aata

waqai nahin aata

common sense hay yaar

unhon nay tum ko kisi ka sms parhtay dekh lia hain.

you are my friend

you are my friend
To kya karoo naachoo.

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Bas khush Anything for you.

apsa koi haseen

apsa koi haseen
Dilruba o Dil nasheen

Apsey pehley kaheen

hum ney dekhey hein kayeen

Shadi Ke Liye Do

shadi Ke Liye Do Parwaro Ki Baat Cheet:

Ladke Ka Baap:Hamara Beta Inta Achcha. Bada Ho Ya Chota sabko Ek Nazar se Dekhta Hai.
Ladki Ki Maa: Hamari Beti Itni Mehanti Hai Ki sare Din Ek Tang Pe Khadi Rehti Hai....

shadi Ho Gayi..
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shadi Ke Pata Chala Ki Ladke KANA Hai Aur Ladki LANGDI

Wen Does A Frnd

Wen Does A Frnd Bcum A Best Frnd????

Ans : Wen A Dialogue : I Care 4 U
Converts Into

Abey Oye!!

I’ll Kill U If U Don’t Care 4 Me ..!!

On Ur Single Smile

On Ur single smile Thousands Ppl Die so ?

Keep smiling
Nd

Reduce Population Of PAKIsTAN

But….

Never smile In Front Of Da Mirror

Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay

Dear Indians,

Dear Indians,
Finaly We Have Achieved INDEPENDENCE

sender:
M K GANDHI
9880444444

sent:
00:00:00am
15-08-1947

sorry For The Late Delivery!

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