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Altaf bhai jab school gaye

Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,
5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?

ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

ishq hai to izhaar

ishq hai to izhaar b hona chahiye admi ko shakal se bimar b hona chahiye yadon se kehdo 1 din ki chhuti de do
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aakhir ishq main irtwaar b hona chahiye..

Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana,

Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana,

Zindagi mai sab ko hasaana,

Dushman ko bhi gaale lagana,

phir bhi koi gham de to,

9 0 (Nine Zero) pe fon lagana thook denge saale ko . . . . . . . ;->

Pathan To Imran Hashmi

Pathan To Imran Hashmi
Tum Buht Jhota Hai

Imran Hashmi : Kiun ?

Pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja
Hum Teen Baar Aya Par Tum Hum Ko Milta Na

Bemaar Baap Nay Beittey

Bemaar Baap Nay Beittey say Kaha,Mujhay Jaanwaron K Doctor K Pass Lay Jaow
Beitta,Woh Kiun
Baap:Es Liay K Roz subah Murghay Ki Turah Utth Jatahon
Ghorray Ki Turah Bhaag K Office Jatahon
Gudhay Ki Turah Kaam Karta Hon
Ghar Aa K sub Par Kutey Ki Tarah Bhounkta Hon
Or Raat Ko Es Bhainss K saath so Jatahon

Jani Plz Snd 10 Rupes.Jaldi

Jani Plz snd 10 Rupes.Jaldi

100 M sy
90 Peple Is sMs Ko
Pura Prhy ßina Rpl Krngy

snd It
2ur Frndz N Check
Hw Many send
Jtne Paise Milenge Adhe Mere

Reason Of Smile

Reason Of smile:Ek Ghar se Har Waqt Hasne Ki Awazain Ati Thi.

Ek Din Ek sahab Us Ghar Ki Taraf Gae K Itni Khush-Gwar Zindagi Ka Raz Malom Hoske.

Whan Jakar Pocha To Unho Ne Btaya, Ke Mere Biwi Larai Karte Waqt Mujhay Belan se Marti Hai.
Agar Lag Jae To Wo Hasti Hai Aur Na Lage To Me Hasta Ho :-D

Itni SHIDDAT Se

Itni sHIDDAT se Maine Larki Patane Ki KOsHIsH Ki Hai

Ke Har AMA Ne Mujhe Apni BETI Ka HAATH Dene Ki sAAZIsH Ki Hai

Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum sache DIL se Larki Patana Chaho

To Puri KAYENAT Tumhare Liye Larki Patane Mein Lag Jati Hai

Hamare Larke Larki Ke Chakkar Mein Bhi FILMO Ki Tarha END Mein sab Theek Ho Jata Hai

HAPPY ENDINGs

Aur Agar sab Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua

Kyunke Uski Choti BEHEN Abhi Baqi Hai Mere DOsT . . . . ;->

Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver

Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver? Abdullah shah Ghazi K Mazar Jaoge?

Taxi Driver: Haan Jaonga.

Memon Ne Jaib se shoper Nikala Or

Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.

Baap Betay Se

Baap Betay se Tum Itni Dair se Ghar Par Murga Q Bane Howe Ho?

Beta Aap Hi Ne To Kaha Tha

K Jo Kam school Mein Kiya Karo

Us Ko Ghar Par Dohralia Karo."^

Ek Phatan Ko Hotle

Ek Phatan Ko Hotle Me Job Mil Gye, Hotle Malik Ne Us Ki Duty Namak Dani Me Namak Bharne Ki Laga Di

sham Ko Jb Malik Aaya To Us Ne Deakha K Phatan Ne sirf Ek Namak Dani Namak se Bhari Hai

Malik Guse se Bola : Hudd Haraam Ho Tum

Phatan Bola ! Kocchaa Hm Kya Krta Is Ka soorakh Hi Boht Tung Thaa

:-) :-)

Weekend Ko

Weekend Ko Weekend Kyu Kehte Hai ??????

Coz Ppl''s Mind And Body Are

Weakend After Duty Days

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