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Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

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Meray Khayal se Yeh Lata Ka song Hai :->

singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I sing,

Your Dog starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You start It First.

Singer To His Neighbor:

singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I sing,

Your Dog starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You start It First.

Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,

Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,

Mr.Choha Ne Waiter Ko Order Diya

Malai Potty
shahi Potty
Karahi Potty
Mix Potty

Per Dekho Piyaaz Mut Dalna

Bahut smell Ati Hain

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

save Water

Take Bath

With

Neighbours Daughter

Feeling Sad?

Feeling sad?

Then Imagine
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Im Wid U

( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)

Now U Happy?

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No?
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Chal Fer DAFFA Ho!

Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"

Ladka: "saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"

Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:

Duniya K sabse Chhote Jokes:

1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.

2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.

3)Ganja sardr

4)2 sardr Chess Khelte Hue...

Judge Said To Pathan:

Judge said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai...

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon ...? ;->

1 Pathan hamesha

1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K saath 1 scissor Rakhta Tha

Kisi Ne Poocha

"Khan saab Ye Konsi science Hai ?"

Pathan: :"O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na" ;->

1 Saal Main

1 saal Main
12 Mahiney
12 Mahino''n Me
365 Din
365 Din Me
8760 Ghnte
8760 Ghnton Me
525600 Mins
525600 Mins Me
525600 Lmhe
Aur
Har Lmhe Me 1 Dua

Light Na jaye ... ;->

Never Attend A Class

Never Attend A Class

Why ... ? ? ?

John Nash said :

"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking"

so Dun Be Dull ... =)

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