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A Finance Faculty

A Finance Faculty Asked His student..
"Which Is The Most Important Law Of Finance For starting A New Business ?? "

student Replied..
"Father-In-Law !!"

Arz Kiya Hai,,

Arz Kiya Hai,,

Ghoonghat main tujhe dekha to deewana hogaya,

sangeet ka Taraana Hogaya,

shamma ka parwaana hogaya,

Masti ka Mastaana Hogaya,

Jaise hi Ghoonghat Uthaya,

Is Dunya se Begana Hogaya....!!!!

Wah,wah,wah,wah,

Keeping A Place For Me

Keeping A Place For Me
In Ur Heart Is Ok
But
Keeping A Place For Me
In Ur Mind
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Mite B Dangerous

Coz Ppl say . . .
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I''m Mind Blowing . . . ;->

Wife : Beggar

Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : Why ?

Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"

1 Guy Ran Toi

1 Guy Ran Toi The Police station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"

Officer: "Did she Die . . .? ? ?"

Guy : "No, she Is Running After Me" ;->

1 Guy Ran Toi

1 Guy Ran Toi The Police station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"

Officer: "Did she Die . . .? ? ?"

Guy : "No, she Is Running After Me" ;->

Pakitan Means In 2008

Pakitan Means In 2008

P = Petrol 68.89 Rs Ltr

A = Aata 26 Rs Kg

K = Khud Kash hamle

I = Ilm Ki Kami

s = sarko''n Pe Paani

T = Traffic Jamm

A = Awaam Helpless

N = No Electricity :-<

Farooq Sattar''s

Farooq sattar''s Wife To Farooq sattar : Agar Aap Ko Kuch Ho Gaya Tou Mera Kia Ho Ga?

He Replied As Automatically:
"Hum Na Hoon Humare Baad ALTAF ALTAF"

Baap: Beti tum muje

Baap:
Beti tum muje
pehle PAPA kehti thi,
Ab tumne muje DAD kehna shuro kardia,
Kya waja hai?
Beti:
Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..

President "Pakistani"

President "Pakistani"
Leadrship "Purani"
Army Chief "Kiani"
Prime Minister "Gillani"
speaker "Zanani"
Nawaz shrif Ki "shetani"
Zardari Ki "Karastani"
Judges Ki "Baimani"
Wkla Ki "Manmani"
Ministers Ki "Farawani"
Awam Ki "Preshani"
Na "AATA"
Na "BIJLI"
Na "PANI"
Wah Re Wah teri Qismat "PAKIsTANI" ;->

Sleeping Disease Etiology

sleeping Disease Etiology

Caused By: Lecturer

Host: student

Reason: Frequent Classroom Exposure

symptoms: swinging Of Head,Frequent Falling On The Table,Automatic Closure Of Eyes

signs:
Rednes Of Eyes
Ptosis,short Handwriting,
Loss Of Consiousnes

spread:
studt 2 studnt

Treatment:
Leave Da Class ;->

Yeh Naya S/\/\S Hy . . . ;->

Yeh Naya s/\/\s Hy . . . ;->
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Aur Ab Purana Hogaya . . . |''!''|

Now U Got 2 Choices...
Delete It Or Frwrd
Choice Is Urs :p

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