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Bakri chari pahar

Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi powder la kay..

Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi power la kay..
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Bakra maarey seetian pent shirt pa k.... ;->

Teacher:IF EUROPE IS

Teacher:IF EUROPE Is 2WARDs UR LEFT sIDE. . . .

AFRICA 2WARDs RIGHT sIDE. . .

AND AsIA IN FRNT . . .

DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK sIDE?

studnt:sIR . . . . .

MENE ami sE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K sIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . . . . . . . . . ;->

Meri jis se hui

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:-)

WHAT IS THE

WHAT Is THE sIMILARITY B/W DINOsOUR & sHARIF BOYZ????
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DONO AB AIs DUNYA MAI NAE PAYE JATE...

OUR FRNDSHP MEANZ

OUR FRNDsHP MEANZ sO MUCH 2 ME IF v ver DA last peoplE on A sinKINg shiP nD v haV A sIngle lifE jackET den I WilL..

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i will MIss U yaar....

Aik rikshaw ke peche

Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
"sAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI"
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
"AYA sAWAN JHOOM KE".

Aik rikshaw ke peche

Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
"sAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI"
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
"AYA sAWAN JHOOM KE".

Dog1 : Main Is Area

Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun

Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K sardar se Milna Ha¡

Dog 2 : sssshHh . . !

Chup . . .

Aawaz Mat Karo . .

Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hei

Kya Ap Panchvi

Kya Ap Panchvi Pass se Taiz Hein . .

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sorry, Nursary FaiL

Wife:''''Tum ny kahbi

Wife:''''Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?''''

Husband:''''Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta''''

Wat Does A Witch

Wat Does A Witch Ask 4 When sHe Arrives At A HoteL?
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Broom service

Hamare Office Main

Hamare Office Main Jo Jo Bhi Bolta Hai, sirf Wahi sunta Hai Kyon?
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Kyonki Jo Jo Hamare Office Mein Ek Bande Ka Naam Hai Aur Woh Bahut Dheeme Bolta Hai....Isliye sirf Wahi sunta Hai.

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