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FANTASTIC ONE ...!!!

FANTAsTIC ONE ...!!!
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Acha ! Ek Baat Tou Batao Plz Isko Mazak Mai Mat Taal Dena , Jawab Mazaq Ke Andaaz Mai Tou Ho sakta Hai Yani shugal Magar Gol Mol Jawab Nahi Chalye Ga Dekho Kuch
Baatain Zindagi Mai Bohat Imp Hoti Hain , Buhat Ziada Balkay sav se Ziada Kuch Aisi Imp Hai Yeh Baat Bhi Atleast For Me , Ager tumne Ghalat Bataya Ya Baat Ko Talnay ki
Try Ki Tu Acha Nahi Ho Ga .. Plz sach Batao

TIME KIYA HUA HA :P

Propose Karne

Propose
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" Kya Ghoor Ghoor K Dekhti Hai ... Mar Dale Gi Kya .. ??
Dil Daina Hay To Dai ... Rakkh k Achaar Dalaye Gi Kia ..?? "

( SHORTEST JOKE )

( sHORTEsT JOKE )

Fan 2 FIlmstar Meera: " HAPPY BIRTHDAY "

Meera : " sAME TO YOU "

GIRL- "i want to

GIRL- "i want to end our reltionship.. I am going to return everything u gave me..."

BOY-"Ok then., Let''s start with Kisses

Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta

Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai

" Akhri Aram Gah "

Jab Musharaf Maray Ga Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga

" AKhri Haram Da "

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sorry Musharaf shab

Kiya KAru public Demand HA

What makes a man

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A power failure!!

Golden Words .

Golden Words . . .

Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Taalo . . .

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Jab Wo Parson Tarson Bhi Ho sakta Hy . . . ;->

IBLESS Went To

IBLEss Went To Court To Prove That

He Is The Most Cruel & Wicked Guy On This Earth . . .

But

He Failed, Came Out & Angrily Asked . . .

"Yaar Ye ALTAF BAHI Kon Hain . . . ?" ;->

Aaj K Baad

Aaj K Baad

Na Mujhe

Call Kerna

Na hii

Miscall Dena

Aur

Na sms Kerne

Ki Koshish Kerna

Kyun K

COMMANDAR sAFE GUARD

Ne Mujhe Har Waqt Jaraseem se Duur Rehne K Liye Kaha Hy

Tick Tick TicK . . . ;->

Heer Said To Ranjha :

Heer said To Ranjha :

"Ki Khatya Ve Main Teri Heer Ban K . . .?"

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"saliye Ranjha Ban K Main Kehra D.C Lag Gya Waan . . . " ;->

Bhengi Wife:

Bhengi Wife: suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?

Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri Aankhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol se Kia Milengi . . . ;->

U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U may Have 100 Ppl 2 Care

U may Have 1000 Ppl 2 Love

But

U have Only 1 Crazy Frnd

Who Disturbs U Ne Tym

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That''s me . . . =)

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