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What a Wondrful Drama..
Writen by Dr Farooq sattar
Cast:
Hero:Altaf bhai
Heroen:Altaf
Vilan:Altaf
Drama Name
"Istifa,topi ya chalaki"
Altaf, Altaf.. Bajao tali.
Happy
Dhakkan
Day... ;->


Ye sMs Us Ko Karna Jo Aap Ki Nazar Me Dunia Ka sab se Bada Dhakkan Hy
Maine Tou Kar Dia, Ab Aap Ki Bari Hy... ;->
Girl’s Attitude
When Boy Don’t Look @ Her
she says : “KUTTA Dekh Nah isakta Kia”
&
When Boy Look @ Her
she says: “Dekh Kese KUTTO’N Ki Trha Rha Hy”
shakespare said

Don’t Worry
B’coz If U Worry U Get Wrinkles On Ur Face
so
Why Don’t U smile n Get A Dimple On Ur Face
Wish U Lots Of Dimplez
Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?


Is It Real Or Due To make Up ? ? ?













All False








Girls Look Beautifull Because










Boyz Have Good IMAGINATION . . . .
Difference Between LOVE n EXAM

In LOVE You Have Thoughts But You CAnt Express Your Thoughts

n

In Exam You Don''t Have Thoughts still You Have To Express Your Thought . . . ;->
suno Gaur se "PEPsI" Walon

Buri Nazar Na "COKE" Pe Dalo

Chahe Jitna "DEW" Pilalo

sab se Aage Ho ga "LIMO PANI"

Hum Ne Pia Hy Tum Bhi Pio

HaPpY suMmEr seAsOn . . . :)
Ironical Truth

If u think



A Girl Is Beautiful . . .



she Will Alwayz have



A BoyFriend



To Confirm That . . . !
Most Relationship Fail
Not Becoz Of The Absence Of Love. . .
Love Is Alwayz Present

Its Just That

One Love Too Much

And

The Other Loves Too many . . . ;->
After Reading The Form Filled By An Applicant

The Employer said: "We Do Have An Opening For U"

Applicant: What Is It ?

Employer: Its Called The
"DOOR" ;->
Boy: Har Roz subha 25 Larkiya''n Mera Intizaar Krti Hyn ! ! !

Girl; Aap Tou Bari Cheez Hyn Koi

Boy : Bas Yaar Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon . . . ;->
Boy: Har Roz subha 25 Larkiya''n Mera Intizaar Krti Hyn ! ! !

Girl; Aap Tou Bari Cheez Hyn Koi

Boy : Bas Yaar Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon . . . ;->