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When a newly

When a newly wedded man is happy, we understand why. When a man,

after ten years of marriage, is happy, we don''t understand why.

It''s all a question of time!

How to irritate Bill Gates

How to irritate Bill Gates

* steal his "nerdboy" license plate.

* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.

* Beat his high score on Tetris.

* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.

* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."

* Leave his spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.

* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.

* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.

* WWW him right in the dot-com.

* Two words: Dork tax.

A man drinking

A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn

DON ne ab jurm ki

DON ne ab jurm ki dunia chor di hy

Ab 1 MADRAssA banaya hy

so plz...

Balance ki surat mei DON ko chanda day kr aakhrat sawarain
Aap ka khadim MUFTI DON ;->

Sardar g:

sardar g: My computer is going crazy..

shopkeeper: Why, Whats wrong..?

sardar g: I dont have a keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error. . . . . ;->

WhiskEY, Drugs

WhiskEY,
Drugs
and Cigarettes
r a man''s worst enemiEs..

Aren''t they?
But,

the man who runs away frm his enemies...

Is a Coward...
so b brave

chEErs..! ;->

Shakespeare said,

shakespeare said, "This world is a stage & we all are actors"..
In punjabi it is translated as

"ae dunya ek drama ae tae asi sarray marasi aan"

Ek Din Donkeyz

Ek Din Donkeyz or Dogz ka Jaloos ja rha tha.

1 Donky bola: Hum pe Loug Q Zulum krte hen?

Dog Bola: Bhai Fiqar Matt kro

MAZLUMON KA sATHI HAI ALTAF HUssAIN.

Asif Zardari ne

Asif Zardari ne
Nawaz sharif ko
Wazart-e-Uzma ki
paish-kash ki to Nawaz sharif ne kaha k
"tum wazarat sanbhalo main Uzma ko sanbhalta hon".

sunny-

sunny--"ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara,
ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara"

bunny--phir kya hua??

sunny--phir hona kya tha....."sherni vidhwa ho gyi"

Diner:

Diner: Watch out! Your thumb is in my soup!

Waiter: Don''t worry, sir, it''s not that hot!

Har Yug Me Aisa Hota Hai,

Har Yug Me Aisa Hota Hai,
Har student Ishq Me Khota Hai,
Padhayi Reh Jati Hai sirf Dikhave Ki,
Aur Fir Haal-E-Dil Mark sheet Par Bayan Hota Hai

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~ Tum BiN ~

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