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Mom:

Mom: Have u given the goldfishs fresh water ?

Child: No Mom, They still have not finished the water i gave them last week . . . ;->

Lady 2 accountant:

Lady 2 accountant: can i met 2 manager,
"...Y NOT..." He is always ready to met beautiful women,
Ok then tell him that his wife has come to met him... :P

What Is The Height of Flirting:

What Is The Height of Flirting:

Writing a love letter with a HEADING: To Whomsoever It May Concern...!

Height Of Diplomacy?

Height Of Diplomacy?

Forgetting gf''s b''day..n afterword telling her

"how can i remember ur b''day

when u never look an year older.

Man:My wife is too good.

Man:My wife is too good.
she can talk on any subject for hours
Friend:Ahh!!!My wife is better,
she does not even need a subject to talk

When sum1 touch u

When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.

Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,

its LOVE

Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,

then its Khujli...

+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674

bhagwaan

bhagwaan Ram aur shyam ka color kya tha????
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Green..

Coz-"HARE Rama HARE Krishna"

Naanch Meri Bulbul To PAISA Milega

Naanch Meri Bulbul To PAIsA Milega
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Kyonki Mere Paas RUPYE Nai Hai:)

Once some hunters

Once some hunters were after an elephant. The elephant didn''t know what to do. He met his friend ant on the road. He told ant his problem.
she said : "Don''t worry . just hide behind me !!! "

Once the ant

Once the ant and the elephant were playing hide n seek game.

It was elephant''s turn to catch the ant but the ant was caught.

she was hiding in the temple. Then the ant asked how he came to know that she was hiding in the temple then he replied that he saw her sandals lying outside.

Dog:Where are you going?

Dog:Where are you going?

Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.

since we have the same blood group,

I am going to donate some blood for him.

Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni

Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni ??

Because Dhoni Orient fans se hindustan ke har ghar ke KONE KONE mei hawa pahuncha rahe thei. Lekin PADUKONE tak hawa nahin pahunchi.

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