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We had submissions in college.

No one could complete on time,

The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.

Next guy was given a " very late" remark.

And the next was a " very very late" remark.

And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LATEsT" remark :->
Murder Of English..!

Gimme A Red Colour Pen With Any Colour Ink

U 3 Boys Go n stand In The Four Corners Of The Class.

Both Of U 3 Come Here n Kiss Me

I Have 2 Daughters & Both Are Girlz. ;->

kEEP sM|L|NG :->
Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HA
When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.


Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,


its LOVE

Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,











then its Khujli...
Why dont nails bleed when we cut them???
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Think !
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Na-Khoon!! :)
student seeing Monkey out of the window and the Professor scolds him-
"why r u seeing d monkey outside,wen i am in d class
:)

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Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...

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Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
son: why?
Dad: To Open Cycle shop...!

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BREAKING NEWs:

KaRaChi mein Aaj BARAF Giri.
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1 Aadmi cycle par Baraf le kar ja raha tha.
Carrier Dhila Tha aur baraf gir gaye!

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Men discovered FRIENDsHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE

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someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers