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3 cockroaches are walking on the road. suddenly 1 of them starts singing ''Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana sanam...'' And the other 2 die immediately. Why???????




Coz..

It was a HIT song
:)
Raheel :
Awaaz sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?

Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
Raheel :
Awaaz sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?

Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise?






niche dekho..













Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha...
Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;->
subah sMs

sham sMs

din me sMs

rat me sMs

ghar me sMs

office me sMs

college me sMs


aakhir kya hai ye sMs


s-sub
M-Milkar
s-socho...............;->
Power Of One ...


One tree can start a forest…

One flower can awaken the dream…

One smile begins a friendship…

One laugh will conquer a gloom…

One candle destroys the darkness

One sunbeam lights a room…

One breath brings life eternal…

One path will lead you home…

One touch can show you care…

One word must start each prayer…

One heart can know what is true…

One life can make the difference…

And that one is

YOU......;->
shakalaka baby

shakalaka baby

kapade dhoye dhoby....

shakalaka baby

shakalaka baby

hum sab khaye gobi......;->
What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ??
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Ok... Its OsO thats common to both

wondering how ??

scroll down ....



Because Deepika is associated with Om shanti Om and Ranbir is associated with O.. saawariya O... :))....
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who
invented the
other three, he was the genius.
A Man Can Be Happy With Any Woman








As Long As








He Does Not LOVE Her . . . ;->

[Oscar Wilde]
If U Are

Ever In Doubt

As To Wether or Not

To Kiss A Pretty Girl . . .

Alwayz Give Her

The Benifit Of The Doubt
2 Friends . . . see & saw
One Day see saw sea & saw Didin’t see sea. se saw sea & Jumped In sea. saw Didn’t see sea But Jumped In sea. see saw saw In sea & saw saw see In sea. see saw Both saw sea & Both saw & see Were Happy To see sea .

Agar samajh Aa Jaye Tou Mjhe Bhi Bata Dena . . . ;->